Aspiring Empress of the Universe, Ms. Winga Winowana, regrets to inform everyone that she will be temproarily detained at the Annette Funicello Home for Those Addicted to Cuteness.
Ms. Winowana has provided the following statment to her loyal readers (all 4 of them!):
"FEH."
Translation: "This stinks! Bring me some cookies and Winga's Hello Kitty pillow."
Winga will be involved in intensive treatment for the next four weeks.
She will be attending daily D.A. meetings. (Disney Anonymous) and learning to avoid ongoing legal battles with the law offices of Cute, Cuddly, and Litigious.
It is our heartfelt hope that she will surrender her Mickey Mouse ears and her fuzzy pens... or at the very least, stop throwing them at everyone.
We will keep readers posted as Winga's recovery progresses.
Ms. Winga has requested at this difficult time that people provide her with the privacy required to commit herself (or be committed) to the 12 steps of relieving oneself of terminal cuteness.
Signed,
Monty
Royal Chamberlain to Aspiring Empress of the Universe
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