Thursday, August 31, 2006
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
#50 - No Actual Jeffreys Harmed
PROJECT RUNWAY
Dear Gentle Reader,
The Mangement at Winga's World Headquarters felt obligated to inform you that no actual Jeffreys were harmed in the making of "PROJECT RUNWAY: Mean to Mommies".
An experienced stunt double (who happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to Mr. Jeffrey) filled in on all the dangerous segments of yesterday's comic.
And contrary to popular belief, LingLing the Panda and Jeffrey are pals.
They like to hang out after posing for comic strips to shoot the breeze over cheesey biscuits at the Red Lobster.
Here is a recent photo of the bunch of them clowning around at the wrap party:
Dear Gentle Reader,
The Mangement at Winga's World Headquarters felt obligated to inform you that no actual Jeffreys were harmed in the making of "PROJECT RUNWAY: Mean to Mommies".
An experienced stunt double (who happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to Mr. Jeffrey) filled in on all the dangerous segments of yesterday's comic.
And contrary to popular belief, LingLing the Panda and Jeffrey are pals.
They like to hang out after posing for comic strips to shoot the breeze over cheesey biscuits at the Red Lobster.
Here is a recent photo of the bunch of them clowning around at the wrap party:
Thursday, August 24, 2006
#48 - STRIKE!
Dear Gentle Reader,
Winga's World Headquarters regrets to inform you that our cartoonist has gone on strike.
The artist formerly known as our cartoonist stomped out of the office claiming that working conditions are unacceptable.
(TRANSLATION: She is really ticked off that Winga crashed the computer with a golf cart.)
As we work out these labor disputes, Ms. Winga has graciously offered to draw today's comic.
Sincerely,
The Management
Winga's World Headquarters regrets to inform you that our cartoonist has gone on strike.
The artist formerly known as our cartoonist stomped out of the office claiming that working conditions are unacceptable.
(TRANSLATION: She is really ticked off that Winga crashed the computer with a golf cart.)
As we work out these labor disputes, Ms. Winga has graciously offered to draw today's comic.
Sincerely,
The Management
Monday, August 21, 2006
#47 - Crash!
Dear Gentle Reader,
Winga's World Headquarters regrets to inform you that our computer has crashed.
Ms. Winga has graciously offered to render today's comic while the computer is in the repair shop.
Sincerely,
The Management
Thursday, August 17, 2006
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Wednesday, August 09, 2006
#43 - THE EARLY YEARS - Lean Mean & Fierce
There have been many questions lately about the origins of Winga.
In order to satiate the voracious appetite of all of Winga's dedicated fans (both of you!) Winga has hired publicists.
So here is the raw unflinching truth about the first few early years of Winga's desperate climb to fame:
In order to satiate the voracious appetite of all of Winga's dedicated fans (both of you!) Winga has hired publicists.
So here is the raw unflinching truth about the first few early years of Winga's desperate climb to fame:
[phone ringing]
Hmmm...
excuse us for a moment.
Um... that was Ms. Winga.
She just fired us.
She said that outfit makes her look fat.
Oh, and she would never wear fur.
Well, pitooey on her!
Sincerely,
The Management
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Dear Gentle Readers,
I humbly apologize for that misrepresentation and little verbal tussle a moment ago.
Here's the REAL truth to Winga...
The Early Years: 
In the meantime, I will be handling all bookings for the ever so (NOT) busy Ms. Winga, aspiring empress of the universe.
Sincerely,
Monty
Former Agent and once again grudgingly the Royal Chamberlain to Her Not So Serene Highness
Monday, August 07, 2006
#42 - The Reviews Come Pouring In!
Well not exactly pouring in...
um... maybe a drip and a dribble.
Anyway, here's what readers are saying about Winga's World:
"Ms Winga,you make me laugh!" Margo of MagogoSMusings
"Hugs and a big thank you dear for giving me a good laugh!" Karyl of Karyl's Glimpses of Eternity - Lupus and Life
"Mmmmmmmmm...Cookie!!!!" Frosti the Dog
"...please do not squish us into oblivion when you become empress of the universe. we promise to be good servants." Varius
"Vote for Epstein for Class President & Nobody Gets Hurt!" Spritle & ChimChim
"Can't guarentee you'll be on top 8 for long so enoy while it last ;-)" Squirrel
"Sing a little song, Do a little Dance, shake shake shake ............... :D"D!
"...if only your page weren't so wide ..." neecie
"You need a big dancing alien on your page!!!" The Amazing Erinn
"LOL that my darling was brilliant , thank you." Malan Breton of PROJECT RUNWAY (In response to Winga accidentally devouring the hemline of his Miss Universe gown)
um... maybe a drip and a dribble.
Anyway, here's what readers are saying about Winga's World:
"Ms Winga,you make me laugh!" Margo of MagogoSMusings
"Hugs and a big thank you dear for giving me a good laugh!" Karyl of Karyl's Glimpses of Eternity - Lupus and Life
"Mmmmmmmmm...Cookie!!!!" Frosti the Dog
"...please do not squish us into oblivion when you become empress of the universe. we promise to be good servants." Varius
"Vote for Epstein for Class President & Nobody Gets Hurt!" Spritle & ChimChim
"Can't guarentee you'll be on top 8 for long so enoy while it last ;-)" Squirrel
"Sing a little song, Do a little Dance, shake shake shake ............... :D"D!
"...if only your page weren't so wide ..." neecie
"You need a big dancing alien on your page!!!" The Amazing Erinn
"LOL that my darling was brilliant , thank you." Malan Breton of PROJECT RUNWAY (In response to Winga accidentally devouring the hemline of his Miss Universe gown)
p.s. Winga had some really nifty artwork to go with this post, but Blogger is being snorky today and won't post it.
feh.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
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