Winga Winowana... aspiring empress of the Universe. She has a cookie launcher and she's not afraid to use it!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

#55 - Happy Holidays from WINGA'S WORLD

saint francis of assiss generosity "for it is in giving that we receive"


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

#54 - Toronto INternational Film Festival : CONFETTI

















Winga, Jerry (W.W. sketch artist & scriptwriter) with CONFETTI director, Ms. Debbie Isitt

The staff at Winga's World Headquarters have taken a much needed holiday to the Toronto International Film Festival!

YEEHAW!

You can read Loretta's Travel Blog entries here:

Hello From the Toronto International Film Festival!

and here:

T.I.F.F. - CONFETTI

We are hoping to convince her aspiring empress-ness to contribute here and there... as soon as we can get her to roll out of bed and GET TO WORK!!!!

Thursday, September 07, 2006

#53 - PROJECT RUNWAY: Stop Saying That!

PROJECT RUNWAY
VINCENT
JEFFREY
PROJECT RUNWAY PARIS




copyright 2006 Loretta & Jerry Kelly, do not copy without permission. Thanks!

PHOTO CREDITS:


Jeremiah Christopher for the Louvre Photo
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=32781671


EuroRiverCruises.com for the Seine:
http://eurorivercruises.com/Cruise%20itins/Seine_pcn.htm

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

#51 - WEST WINGA






#50 - No Actual Jeffreys Harmed

PROJECT RUNWAY

Dear Gentle Reader,

The Mangement at Winga's World Headquarters felt obligated to inform you that no actual Jeffreys were harmed in the making of "PROJECT RUNWAY: Mean to Mommies".

An experienced stunt double (who happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to Mr. Jeffrey) filled in on all the dangerous segments of yesterday's comic.

And contrary to popular belief, LingLing the Panda and Jeffrey are pals.
They like to hang out after posing for comic strips to shoot the breeze over cheesey biscuits at the Red Lobster.

Here is a recent photo of the bunch of them clowning around at the wrap party:




Thursday, August 24, 2006

#49 - PROJECT RUNWAY: Mean to Mommies

PROJECT RUNWAY
HEIDI KLUM






#48 - STRIKE!

Dear Gentle Reader,

Winga's World Headquarters regrets to inform you that our cartoonist has gone on strike.
The artist formerly known as our cartoonist stomped out of the office claiming that working conditions are unacceptable.


(TRANSLATION: She is really ticked off that Winga crashed the computer with a golf cart.)

As we work out these labor disputes, Ms. Winga has graciously offered to draw today's comic.

Sincerely,

The Management








Monday, August 21, 2006

#47 - Crash!



Dear Gentle Reader,

Winga's World Headquarters regrets to inform you that our computer has crashed.

Ms. Winga has graciously offered to render today's comic while the computer is in the repair shop.
Sincerely,


The Management




Thursday, August 17, 2006

#46 - Project Runway Does Garbage






Project Runway
Fashion
Design
Alison Kelly

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

#43 - THE EARLY YEARS - Lean Mean & Fierce

There have been many questions lately about the origins of Winga.

In order to satiate the voracious appetite of all of Winga's dedicated fans (both of you!) Winga has hired publicists.

So here is the raw unflinching truth about the first few early years of Winga's desperate climb to fame:



[phone ringing]

Hmmm...

excuse us for a moment.

Um... that was Ms. Winga.

She just fired us.

She said that outfit makes her look fat.

Oh, and she would never wear fur.

Well, pitooey on her!

Sincerely,

The Management

***************************************************************


Dear Gentle Readers,

I humbly apologize for that misrepresentation and little verbal tussle a moment ago.

Here's the REAL truth to Winga...

The Early Years:

In the meantime, I will be handling all bookings for the ever so (NOT) busy Ms. Winga, aspiring empress of the universe.

Sincerely,

Monty

Former Agent and once again grudgingly the Royal Chamberlain to Her Not So Serene Highness

Monday, August 07, 2006

#42 - The Reviews Come Pouring In!

Well not exactly pouring in...

um... maybe a drip and a dribble.

Anyway, here's what readers are saying about Winga's World:

"Ms Winga,you make me laugh!" Margo of
MagogoSMusings

"Hugs and a big thank you dear for giving me a good laugh!" Karyl of Karyl's Glimpses of Eternity - Lupus and Life

"Mmmmmmmmm...Cookie!!!!" Frosti the Dog

"...please do not squish us into oblivion when you become empress of the universe. we promise to be good servants." Varius

"Vote for Epstein for Class President & Nobody Gets Hurt!" Spritle & ChimChim

"Can't guarentee you'll be on top 8 for long so enoy while it last ;-)" Squirrel

"Sing a little song, Do a little Dance, shake shake shake ............... :D"D!
"...if only your page weren't so wide ..." neecie

"You need a big dancing alien on your page!!!" The Amazing Erinn

"LOL that my darling was brilliant , thank you." Malan Breton of PROJECT RUNWAY (In response to Winga accidentally devouring the hemline of his Miss Universe gown)

p.s. Winga had some really nifty artwork to go with this post, but Blogger is being snorky today and won't post it.

feh.

Thursday, August 03, 2006