NEWS ALERT: Mystery Woman Kidnaps Television Broadcast
LOS ANGELES, May 3(WPI) -- Witnesses at UPN studios have reported that a diminuitive woman wearing a red silk tunic , white socks and mary janes has kidnapped the set of Tyra Banks' new talk show.
Reports are sketchy at this time, but it appears that the kidnapper is demanding to be the guest host or she will, "Give Tyra such a nasty pinch!"
She has given executives a list of her demands which include a private sauna in her own pink dressing room, unlimited plates of oreo cookies, the latest edition of People magazine, and a tiara.
Police experts have compiled the following sketch based on witness details:
Authorities are requesting that if you see this woman, DO NOT APPROACH HER! She is armed with a cookie launcher and a bad attitude. Alert your local authorities instead.
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