Winga was recently released from the Annette Funicello Center for the Incurably Cute after a well publicized relapse that included hijacking the UPN studio that houses Tyra Bank's runaway hit, America's Next Top Model.
Charges were dropped when UPN executives discovered that ratings soared the week of the hijacking, although some sources report that Ms. Banks had a hissy fit "a mile wide".
This recent bush media event occurred when Ms. Winga received her much belated kindergarten graduation certificate from the School of Hyper Little Egomaniacs.
"I am just so relieved!", stated Ms. Winga. "I never intended to hug the bush... it just happened."
The Bush was checked out promptly by a team of horticulturists who report that the shrubbery remained unscathed from this episode.
The bush declined to comment.
Friends close to the bush state that he is talking with well known supermodel, Twiggy, about a book deal.
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