Day #5... or is it 6
8:11 p.m.
Annette Funicello's Home for Those Addicted to Cuteness ... the parking lot
Slick Louie was dead on!
Corporate Kitty was able to make "legal" arrangements to spring Winga out of the Incurably Cute Hatch.
Here's the deal.
Corporate Kitty, Esq. of Cute, Cuddly and Litigious has bought the book rights to Winga's tell all memoir of life in Cute Rehab...
A Million Little Cookies.
No movie deal will be forthcoming.
Mr. Corporate Kitty kept muttering something about Freying Oprah...
Winga didn't comprehend...
but,
get this!
A big time Broadway producer wants the story.
Yes!
You have that right...
A MILLION LITTLE COOKIES: THE MUSICAL!!!
Winga gets to pick the star who will portray her.
And, of course, she has her cookie sotted heart set on Harvey Fierstein.
So what's next?
Well let's see...
Book title?
CHECK!
Big money contract?
CHECK!
Ideas for star power?
CHECK!
Chapter 1?
Um... WAH!
Winga has to WRITE something.
FEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...............................
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