Dear Gentle Readers,
We regret to inform you that Ms. Winga's recovery progress at the Annette Funicello Home for Those Addicted to Cuteness is at a standstill.
The night shift caught Ms. Winga hidden in her closet with a laptop computer trying to mainline the following website:
http://cuteoverload.com/
Her counselor reported to us that she was found in a catatonic state after apparently clicking on the Bunnies link.
It also seems that Ms. Winga had tried to jam paper into the laptop and is working on her memoirs, A Million Little Cookies.
We continue to request that her readers (all four of you) remain patient as we sort this out and help Ms. Winga to overcome her addiction to the terminally cute.
Sincerely,
Monty
Royal Chamberlain to Her Not So Serene Highness and Aspiring Empress to the Universe
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